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) "There are many
intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by
cats."
)
"We humans are indeed fortunate if we happen to be chosen to
be owned by a cat."
) " Thousands of years
ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten
this."
)
"I gave an order to a cat, and the cat gave it to its tail"
)
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
) "Curiosity killed the cat, Satisfaction
brought it back!"
) " You will always be lucky if you know how
to make friends with strange cats."
) " There is no snooze button on a cat
who wants breakfast."
You know you
are a Crazy Cat Person if ...
ADAPTED FROM 101 WAYS
TO KNOW YOU'RE A CAT FANCIER
)
Your cat owns more grooming supplies than you!
) Grooming routines are
considered as secret as nuclear detonation codes!
)You plan your wedding
date around your Region's show schedule!
) You need a calculator to
reconcile your checkbook!
BUT....you can instantly figure Grand Points to ten decimal
places in your head!
) You can remember show
dates for the next six months!
BUT....you can't remember your own personal schedule for the
next day!
) The fanciest drapes in
the entire house are for your cat's show cage!
) Your cat has two special
blow dryers that cost a fortune, but your's is broken!
) Your cat has accumulated
frequent flyer miles!
) You always describe
distances from city to city in terms of hours!
) The speed dial numbers
on your telephone are all show entry clerks!
) Your show attire
consists of T-Shirts and Jeans, but your cat has velvet cage
curtains!
) You're insulted if
someone gives you a Poinsettia for Christmas!
) You can't help going
into a fit of giggles when you see a "stud finder" at the
hardware store!
) You see the Veterinarian
more than all your own doctors combined!
) When your own hair mats,
your first thought is to shave it off!
) You remember people from
their cattery names instead of their own names!
) When you hear "Queen", you
don't think of Elizabeth!
) When you have a doctor's
appointment, you say you are going to the Vet!
) IF you even bother with
a Christmas tree, it's 3 feet off the floor!
) Buying a cat
means...spending 5 minutes studying the cat and 5 days
studying the pedigree!
) Your baby pictures don't
look like other people's baby pictures!
) You ask people where the
litter box is, when nature calls!
) You can name all your
cats by name, but don't think it's strange when you don't
know the exact count!
) You express annoyance by
hissing!
) When someone ticks you
off, you say......"He gives me a hairball!"
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